Post by Mary Sartain on Sept 20, 2014 0:45:16 GMT -5
*True Love Award*
Bobby "I'm My Only Fan" Mason and Stupidity.
If that's not allowed, then I'm just putting Bob Dawg down twice.
*Aphrodite Award*
Mary "Putting The 'Hot' in 'Hot Pink Bikini' Since 2008" Sartain.
*Maleficent Award*
Jean-Robert "Maybe If I Just Lie To Everyone Somebody Will Love Me" Bellande
*Class Clown Award*
Stiff Cliff "Not Actually All That Funny But He'll Win This Category Anyway" Robinson
*Smooth Criminal Award*
Mary "That Good" Sartain.
*Zeus Award*
Mary "Why Is Life So Cruel?" Sartain
*Hades Award*
Bobby "Let Me Help the Guys Who Want To Vote Me Out" Mason
*Dark Horse Award*
Silas "Derp Let's Randomly Take The Target Off Mary" Gaither. FFS
*Survivor Award*
Ethan "Has Done Nothing But Is Still Better Than Half The Boys" Zohn.
*Cowardly Lion Award*
Jean-Robert "Hey Bob, That 'Let Me Help The Guys Who Want To Vote Me Out' Strategy Sounds Pimpin', Can I Try?" Bellande
*Scarecrow Award*
I can only pick one? Why are you so mean?
Let's go with... Bobby "Hey Mary, Let Me Tell You About That Brilliant Time I Told The Guys You Had An Idol And Fucked You Over... Wait Why Are You Suddenly Mad? Is This A New Strategy? Because I Don't Understand How You Bitching Me Out Is A Strategy, But You Can't Possibly Be Doing It Because I Actually Did Something Wrong, So It Must Be A Strategy" Mason
*BFF4Life Award*
Yul "Has Enough Balls To Keep Me Around" Kwon.
*Second Chance Award*
Kass "Public Blurter Of Alliance Names" McQuillen
*One Less Problem Award*
Mary "How Many Idols Can One Bitch HAVE?" Sartain.
*Zero Award*
Spencer "What is This AIM Thing You Speak Of?" Bledsoe
*Best Performance Award*
Yul "I'm Aware That Women Exist, And Actually Talk To Them" Kwon
Bobby "I'm My Only Fan" Mason and Stupidity.
If that's not allowed, then I'm just putting Bob Dawg down twice.
*Aphrodite Award*
Mary "Putting The 'Hot' in 'Hot Pink Bikini' Since 2008" Sartain.
*Maleficent Award*
Jean-Robert "Maybe If I Just Lie To Everyone Somebody Will Love Me" Bellande
*Class Clown Award*
Stiff Cliff "Not Actually All That Funny But He'll Win This Category Anyway" Robinson
*Smooth Criminal Award*
Mary "That Good" Sartain.
*Zeus Award*
Mary "Why Is Life So Cruel?" Sartain
*Hades Award*
Bobby "Let Me Help the Guys Who Want To Vote Me Out" Mason
*Dark Horse Award*
Silas "Derp Let's Randomly Take The Target Off Mary" Gaither. FFS
*Survivor Award*
Ethan "Has Done Nothing But Is Still Better Than Half The Boys" Zohn.
*Cowardly Lion Award*
Jean-Robert "Hey Bob, That 'Let Me Help The Guys Who Want To Vote Me Out' Strategy Sounds Pimpin', Can I Try?" Bellande
*Scarecrow Award*
I can only pick one? Why are you so mean?
Let's go with... Bobby "Hey Mary, Let Me Tell You About That Brilliant Time I Told The Guys You Had An Idol And Fucked You Over... Wait Why Are You Suddenly Mad? Is This A New Strategy? Because I Don't Understand How You Bitching Me Out Is A Strategy, But You Can't Possibly Be Doing It Because I Actually Did Something Wrong, So It Must Be A Strategy" Mason
*BFF4Life Award*
Yul "Has Enough Balls To Keep Me Around" Kwon.
*Second Chance Award*
Kass "Public Blurter Of Alliance Names" McQuillen
*One Less Problem Award*
Mary "How Many Idols Can One Bitch HAVE?" Sartain.
*Zero Award*
Spencer "What is This AIM Thing You Speak Of?" Bledsoe
*Best Performance Award*
Yul "I'm Aware That Women Exist, And Actually Talk To Them" Kwon