Dawg Thawts - Episode 9

[bobdawg]

Can I vent? I'm gonna vent. Fuck you.

Spencer and Cliff flipped. Cliff's justification was that he felt like he would've been the next out. Maybe that's true, but what the fuck?! You can work within the alliance and get to the end. Now you open the door again for the fucking girls. If you're up against one of the girls at the end, who do you think is gonna win? I'll vote for fucking Jefra to win in a god damn heartbeat. Shit, if it comes down to Mary or Cliff though? I might shoot myself! It just pisses me off. I've been Spencer and Cliff's best friends in this game, or at least I've tried to, and where does it get me now? Looking seventh place square between the eyes. Fuck Spencer. Fuck Cliff. Fuck Jefra and Mary for being smart enough to use those two. Fuck this game. Fuck the hosts. Fuck the prediction writers. Fuck everything.

[bobdawg]

Okay. Bitch pants off. Game hat on.

I talked to Cliff. I told him that he CANNOT go up against a girl or he loses, so I offered up my services as a villain nobody likes. I told him that I'm willing to vote out Ethan and Yul to make myself more undesirable to the jury. I offered him a final three of me, him, and Spencer. He IMPLIED that he would be okay with that, but I think he's just trying to placate me. If that's what he's doing, I do not respect his lack of balls in trying to keep me docile. He's either being a little bitch or I'm gonna be okay. So ... here's hoping Cliff has some strength of character. Because that's what I want my game riding on right now.

I talked to Jefra. I suggested to her that I could be her best goat at the end of the game and that I'll gladly turn on the boys and be her fifth just to get to fifth place. Because once I get to final five, suddenly the twosome of Jefra and Mary become the big targets. Don't know if she'll buy it, but I gotta plant all the seeds I can right now hoping that one of them will sprout.

[bobdawg]

THE BIGGEST LIE ANYONE HAS TOLD ME IN THIS GAME SO FAR

Sept 24, 2014 16:55:15 GMT -5 Host Brandon said:

your next treemail will be posted shortly!

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

[bobdawg]

Spencer says that he's down for a me/Cliff/Spencer final three. Ethan's supposedly going home tomorrow. Jesus Christ if this final three is real, then I am ELATED. That is, like, an ideal final three. I could beat either two of them easily, I think, both in a final immunity challenge, and in a final tribal council. Time to get back on my grind for another couple rounds. I guess nobody stays in power wire to wire anyway.