F5 CONFESSIONAL

[CLIFF Robinson]

Well it seems like Stiff Cliff has gotten himself into a little bit of a situation here sportsfans. 

I do have to applaud Yul, Ethan and the cunt twins for turning around on me and getting rid of Spencer last round. If these people had seriously let me keep control of the game and just walk to the end the way I had planned then they all should have been evaluated for severe mental retardation. 

With that being said, they still are all fucking stupid for leaving STIFF CLIFF in the game over Spencer. There's no reason to leave the fiercest competitor and the greatest puppetmaster in the history of ORG's this far along in a game. Theyre all just begging me to try to rip the game away from their weak feminine hands and run it into the endzone for a last second touchdown. 

(Thats a sports reference for you gays out there) 

It really is going to be a tough row to hoe the next couple rounds to be able to put myself in a position to actually make the finals. I could very easily go home tonight and that would be the end of this amazing comeback story that I'm sure has captured the hearts and minds of America. But I think I've done some really good last second work on Yul today to maybe get him to think twice about leaving both of the bitches in the game. Theyre obviously a duo and theyre going to vote together the rest of the way out. It would be tough to do anything with that at F4. 

So yeah, to wrap things up. I'm in a tough spot, i'm not counting myself out mostly because I'm fucking amazing at everything. And i still plan to win this game. I might just need a little bit of luck this round and next if i survive. 

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING ORG PLAYER WHO HAS EVER LIVED, THE UNWASHED MASSES WILL LINE THE STREETS TO SUCK MY COCK IN HOPES THAT SOMEHOW MY SUPERIOR SPERM WILL MAKE THEM SMARTER, BETTER, AND FASTER AS IT RELATES TO ONLINE REALITY GAMING. 

BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE LEGEND KNOWN ONLY AS 

STIFF CLIFF

[Host Brandon]

"weak feminine hands" --- dead!

[CLIFF Robinson]

Poor Host Brandon

[CLIFF Robinson]

Mary fucking pissed me off with her comment btw. I'm like the least most threatening player to the jury left in the game. But she just threw my name out there because she's voting me out this round.

No matter what happens the rest of the way, I refuse to vote for Mary in the end.

If she didnt want to be fucking honest with her answer then the least she could have done was beat around the bush and come up with some weird politically correct bullshit about how everyone's a threat at this point or some shit.

NOPE, just throw the guy out there that hasn't won a single challenge and then give a bullshit answer about I have more "friends" even though I stabbed everyone in the back that was my friend except fucking Spencer and the last i FUCKING checked, SPENCER DOES NOT GET 7 VOTES BY HIMSELF.

FUCK YOU MARY, DIE IN A FIRE.


THE END


EPILOGUE:

Mary did die in a fire later that week and when STIFF CLIFF was asked if he felt bad about wishing that on someone as sweet and voluptuous as Mary, Stiff Cliff responded. "GASOLINE AINT CHEAP MOTHA FUCKAS"

That made no sense. I hate you all. Goodnight.

[Mary Sartain]

DICKFACE, GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT?